September 15th, 2004

Location: MIA (Miami International)… 4am

Just wanted to let everyone know that Ivan didn’t take down the plane and that flying through tropical storm Gene was a real hoot. I now know how John Lithgow felt in ‘Twilight Zone: The Movie.’ I didn’t know whether to buckle my seatbelt or throw my hands in the air :)

In any event, thanks all for the emails making sure i was safe & sound back in the states. I plan on a full blog posting possibly this evening, but at this point a guarantee is sketchy: I’ve been awake for 26 hours and still have another 5-6 hours of flying to go.

Why no sleep you ask? See, there was this jerk behind me who kept kicking my seat…

*grumble, grumble* Benjamin’s cranky when he gets no sleep. When tired, he also tends to speak in the third-person… much like Bob Dole. Luckily, unlike Bob Dole, Benjamin doesn’t need erectile dysfunction medication. This concludes the Benjamin vs. Bob Dole portion of the blog.

Gotta head to my gate. Have a G’morning guys!

B

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